the things that happen whilst taking public transport never fails to amaze me. The events that happen today are so unbelievable that even i don't think will ever happen.
Firstly, i took a cab home today. the first thing that i noticed when i first got in the cab was the strong stench in that small enclosed space i was in. the odour of PEE was so strong, i thought that the cabby just peed in his pants or something. i noticed the driver didn't say anything about the smell so i pressumed that people who carry the smell usually don't know that they DO carry the smell. so ya. also, not that i wanna say, but the driver himself looks like he really did peed in his pants because he looked so, pardon me but retarded. his hairstyle was literally bowl cut and his specs were so huge, they were fashionable once in the 1990s. his dressing was also very retro, its as if he's stuck in the past or something. and the scary thing is for a retarded looking driver he surely knows how to speed. OMG. he's like totally insane on the road! i was so afraid it was going to be the last time i see the world. he was driving like 100km/h on normal roads la! he anyhow cuts the lane here and there, i was so afraid that i'd die there and then. he just couldn't seem to focus on the road, driving straight. he was always looking at the rear view mirror, cutting lanes and fidgeting with the whatever stick it is called. i mean, its one thing to die in a car accident but its another thing to die smelly in a car accident. i sure don't wanna reek of pee when i die man.
Secondly, i was taking this bus to school today and the guy sitting infront of me was sleeping and resting his head on the backrest. and oh my, was i in for a shock alright. i noticed that the backrest had flakes of white colour stuff and i looked up and saw the guy's head. the bus was shaking and so was his head and oh my, when his head shook, it was as if snow had arrived in singapore! omg. his dandruffs were falling everywhere! so disgusting! imagine raining dandruff. ewwwww.
Lastly, when i thought its all over, i took 238 home after supper with kim and the driver...woo! power man. i've never seen a more tok gong driver. i dropped 70 cents into the box because i didn't bring my ez link out. and the driver stopped me. he asked me how much i put in and i said 70 cents. and he said i pay student price right? so i said ya. and he asked to c my ez link card. i mean, hello?! what the hell do you think i'm paying in coins for? of cox i didn't bring my ez link card out right? what, think i'm trying to test his hearing by throwing in coins izzit? stupid people ask stupid questions. i hate people asking me rhetorical questions. duh?! ugh. best part is he said i took his bus ytd also and i also forgot to bring my ez link. hello?! it's either you like me too much and start fantasising about me appearing in your dull boring life everyday or you are just getting plain old and your brain cells are starting to die on you. i mean, excuse me? i've never taken bus 238 for how many days already?! today is the first time i step foot on it again. and if you still insist that it was me the other time then all i have to day is good luck and you better go to a temple and pray. another thing is he ask me what level am i studying so i not so stupid to say poly and pay more money and i said JC.and so here comes the most tok gong part. ready? he said "what's that?" OMG. please give me a minute while i faint.