oh yes, my heart's desire for you is burning like a flame.

because of some people, i have not eaten my favourite food for like damn fucking long! but nvm! kim will be coming home soon to share this wonderful fruit with me! espically since it is durian peak season now, durians are every where tempting me to eat them! ARGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!



so tempting! *slurps*


uncle! take me away with you! *runs after motorcycle desperately*

don't emo love! i will eat you soon!!!!!! *fades away*

danced on the moon at 9:36 am.

i'm really addicted to computer monopoly nowadays. espcially spongebob monopoly! damn freaking fun pls! but alas, no mac version. =( so macintosh people are not people la? TSK!

i so totally own the computer playing monopoly. KIAKIAKIA! *evil smirk*


here and now editions.


normal versions.





the feeling of buying freaking expensive properties for $1 is damn freaking shiok! haha!

eat that computer! WHAHAHAHAHA! *hands on hips*

danced on the moon at 9:27 am.

oh, i don't know why i chose this title but ya. it's to show that this post is random.



saw this EXTRA SOFT mattress at courts the other day. it's really zomgwtf soft lo. like lie down only sleep already. shiokkkkk!!!!! i want a bed like that next time!

BK copy my tagline.


damn cute bummer sign? it says don't touch my butt. HAHAH! co cute right? me likesssssss...

direct translation lei. taiwanese are really very interesting.

YEAH! let's walk around man!

i recently cancelled my capitacard. byebye rebates! =(

danced on the moon at 9:19 am.

been visiting queensway quite frequently ever since i started attachment. so i decided that i should document my way to queensway!

after work, i would take bus no.33 which takes around 30 to 50 mins depending on traffic. and the bus would always be FILLED with the elderly. and i'm not saying it's a bad thing. it's just that the bus would be filled with this "old people smell". and i'm not saying it in a mean way or what, it's just a matter of fact that old people have a particular distinct smell. i know someone in NMD that has this smell too. =X but ya, i was overwhelmed with that smell throughout the whole ride. but there are perks about riding with the old folks!

like:

super cute bird handle umbrella. like wth? uncle! where you get that from? give me lei! super cute lei! haha! pink colour summor! haha.

and see that stupid girl in uniform? stupid convent girl. got V face nvm. still stare stare stare like she's angry with the whole wide world which maybe she is but it's none of my fucking problems so keep her eyes to herself man! tart!


superly cute classic ah pek with the full package of:

1. chinese newspaper in hand,
2. shaved head,
3. basic white being just a tee wee bit see through,
4. oversized black pants,
5. old school belt buckle,
6. plastic bag with food and,
7. polished black shoe.

superly cute cox he got zhao feng er also! haha! and! he looks kind enough for an old man.



saw this dress at anchorpoint's G2000. i REALLY heart it la! but because of their stupidity i can't get it. why? cause they said the censor tags are still on and they don't have the machine to remove it so it's not on sale. so my question back to them was,

"IF IT IS FREAKING NOT ON SALE WHY PUT IT ON THE RACKS ON THE FIRST PLACE TO GIVE CUSTOMERS FALSE HOPE?!"

so irritatting some people. anyway i've reserved it already. they say they will send the dresses to other outlets to have their tags removed then send it back and when it comes back they'll call me, but it has been TWO FREAKING WEEKS already! i'm going down to complain!


and i dunno why but the people at queensway like to piss me off. first it was the levis at queensway shopping center. i went their to reserve a shoe and they said clear and loud that they have the particular size i want but in the end, they gave me a TOTALLY wrong shoe size! like 2 sizes differences! that is like freaking a lot la! like hello? are you daft or something?! TSK! don't have then don't have! don't freaking lie to me! and the best part is they say their shoes only come in one size one pair. like screw you seriously. and to make things worse, they did not give me the reciept. LUCKILY, they let us change the shoe. if not, they are SO gonna DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

danced on the moon at 9:49 am.

went to THE porridge place some time ago with ben. but i seriously still don't know the name of the place. you can figure it out from the photos yourself cox it is super hard to see. i think it's called "the oasis"? it's located at toa payoh town park. according to jessi, it was moved from kallang stadium to here. so i guess, it must be quite famous?





all the hungry little turpigs. just count the number of them!




super yums yums!

i would say that the food was very good. at least compared to other normal zi char stalls. but then again, this is a restaurant, not nice can seriously go die already. but really, the food is good and are priced at a resonable price. i would say it is a MUST try if you stop by tpy!

*hint to kim: REALLY NICE FOOD ALERT! let's go there when you come back! =D*

danced on the moon at 9:16 am.

flu flu go away.

:(

danced on the moon at 12:39 am.

the next day straight after newton, me and ben went to toa payoh lorong 5 to have another round of stingray. so sinful you might say. actually i also say. but hu cares? you only live your freaking life once, so might as well make full use of it. ans i swear lorong 5's stingray is the best in the whole wide world! cheap too! even better than newton! ben stopped me from ordering lala again cox he say it's unhealthy. =( but nvm! to replace lala, i ordered cray fish! KIAKIAKIA!

i so totally LOVE lor 5! cheap and yummy! ummm! *licks lips* just thinking about it makes me hungry again! sigh! my best food haven for bbq stuff! 2 thumbs up from me! and 2 from my big toes too! =D



pregnant crayfish.

i'm sorry preggy. you were nice while you lasted. though i must say, your eggs look pretty yummy too. =X

this uncle who shared a table with us DAMN shiok! look at him! one WHOLE PLATE of stingray and a plate of vegge for HIMSELF!SUPER shiok! really enjoy life sia he! he this one then call live life to the fullest! haha!

danced on the moon at 9:07 am.

went with the hokkien gang and ben to newton some time last week.


i decided to just wear shorts to work since i can't decide on what to wear also. thus, stirring up a commotion amongst work and friends. in my work place, people have called/asked me:

1. i going to beach ah? (which is really a bit too far fetched as i a] won't wear long sleeve button up shirt to beach, furthermore black. i'll just look too dumb in it on the beach. and b] won't wear my birks to beach not like some smart person as it would totally stink/spoil my birks. i wonder who? haha.)
2. wha so sexy!
3. so hip today!
4. hot pants girl fondly called by my one and only ISMIATI ISMAIL.

haha. and with my friends, they all only had one line to ask:

"you wear until lidat to work today ah?"

and when i told them yes, they just simply refuse to comment and look away. WHAT'S WRONG?! go out ma. relax la!

"why so serious?"

haha!


our newly created dish!

so good, it's too good to be true!


=)

danced on the moon at 9:58 am.

as you all know the dark knight is in cinemas and MICA staff got to watch it on saturday for 3 bucks. and after coming back from the show, isz was simply MESMERIZED by the joker and thus, carried out her secret fetish to be the joker on me.


the joker.

-_- .........

thanks isz thanks. sometimes i wonder, is it a good or bad thing to enter MICA for my internship.

SIGH!

life is so hard as a MICA intern!

danced on the moon at 10:01 am.

i have recently made a very interesting discovery. and i must first of all clarify that whatever i say in this post is PURELY my opinion and nothing else. because i so do not want to end up with a lawsuit like how xiaxue is like now with dawn yang. but oh wells, that's another matter altogether. but SO EXCITING! haha!

and yes, as i was saying, i made a interesting discovery. i discovered that the newly revamped blog of winnie heng is eeriely similar to that of xiaxue's. first and foremost, they all wanna revamp their blogs as seen below.



and you know what the interesting fact is? it's that they both asked their readers to do a new blogskin for them and send it to their mail box and then if they get selected, they'll link the designer to their blogs.

and the thing is, i can totally understand if xiaxue is doing that as she is like some super hot shot blogger with a huge name under her belt which therefore would actually mean something to have a link on her blog. and not to mention that she did this first.

but winnie heng? like WHO THE FUCK DOES SHE THINK SHE IS?! a link from her blog? please note that i am saying this with disgust. DELUDED! i doubt is even in the top 1000 bloggers of the world, needless to say 100. like PUH-LEASE! look in the mirror before making such comments as if they're worth millions! and to think she even claims to be a blogger. all she does is blog about herself, how she looks, what she did that day and fill her blog with tons of pictures of her and only her. NOTHING intellectual on her blog AT ALL. all the bimbotic stuff that you get to see on every typical ah lian blog. seriously. she's not even freaking funny. if it wasn't for her slutty look, i doubt people would even bother to stop and even take a peek at her. that girl has mosquito bites cushioned with maximizers for boobs. TSK. but who am i to judge? cause miss oh-i'm-so-beautiful-i'll-make-you-puke-and-i-sing-like-a-chicken has many guy fans who just simply wanna get in between her legs whereas yours sincerely here has zilch right?

nvm, moving on...



let's make a comparison with the blogskins.

angel iconification - checked
superly pink blog - checked
sitting with legs crossed - checked
lean back seating - checked
cursive words - checked
dotted boarders - checked
times new roman font - checked

hmmm... really makes me wonder why their blogs look so similiar. I'm not saying that she's copying xiaxue's blog cause OBVIOUSLY her blog doesn't show any awards or intellectually funny post/adverts. also, i doubt we can see such HORRID colour combination of blogskin and scrollbar on xiaxue's blog. but oh wells, what do i know? i'm just a mass comm student who happen to study web design right?

after all that is said, i can definately go meaner but i shall decide not to becase:

1) after saying all that, i guilty confess that i do read winnie heng's blog for entertainment. entertainment to mock at her during tea time with friends of course.
2) i am not a damn hot shot blogger also and therefore should just keep my opinions to myself and of course my friends. spread the disgust right?
3) like i mentioned before, i don't want a lawsuit flying my way. and btw, just so you know, you can only sue me for libel and not slander cause there's a difference yo? but although i should say that my sister is finishing NUS law soon.

and so, i conclude that whatever i say is really just purely my opinion and will not hold responsible for any emotional scarring of anybody's fragile soul nor for the agreement of what i just blogged about. thank you very much.

p.s. just to make myself clear, i personally know winnie heng and believe me, there's less than meets the eye. i am WAY too level headed to be a jealous blogger. *rolls eyes* but then again, what is there to be jealous of? the fugly looks? the air head? the scrawny body? the horrigible voice? or the nada substance blog? hmmm...

moving on! this is a photo just for kim!

oyster omelette extra crispy please! aren't i SUCH a nice friend? =D

danced on the moon at 9:48 am.