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chapman university singapore.

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Christian Siriano
Sunday, November 30, 2008

Just watched the last episode of project runway season 4 yesterday and i know i am very far behind but i don't give a fuck. so anyways! I AM SO HAPPY THAT MY FAVOURITE DESIGNER WON! namely christian siriano! YAY! =D



i don't care if he's fucking gay and bitchy because he's so funny! i LIKEEEEEEEE! =D so anyway! he has his own line alr and I SUPER LOVE HIS SPRING 09 COLLECTION! SUPER CHIO!!!!


these are my favourite among his spring 09 collection! =D





i is SOOOO heart his dresses can?! CHIOOOOO!!!!!!





below is his fall o8 collection which is also the collection that made him winner! =D and of cox, these are my favourite among the bunch.






hurhurhur!

the 3 below are from his bluefly line.




me is lik-ey this gold dress!

he has a line just for puma but i can't seem to find it online! >=( sian!


anyway this is his maternity line called FIRECE hahaha! which is his catch phrase. hurhur! see? even his maternity line is also so chio. ni nabeh. ask me for the last epi and i can send it to you! so funny! =D

next time when i am fucking rich i will h ire him to be my personal designer. HURHUR!


so anyways, do you know who is my least favourite designer?

HAN HUILIAN, SARAH!

see what she did to my character?


ZOMGWTF. no wonder my character looks so tu lan. HAHAHA!


anyway, SURI CRUISE IS SOOOO CUTE!!!! =DDDD



see? omg *faint* she looks so much like her mother! looks like tom cruise finally did something right. hurhur.

next time my child must be as cute as her. =D

danced on the moon at 1:13 am.

BAH!
Tuesday, November 25, 2008

RAHHHHHHH!!!!!! i am fucking pissed right now because of some fucker. BUT NVM! i'm the one with the fucking talent. NOT YOU BITCH!

RAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!


so anyway, this photo totally cracked me up. hurhur.

check out that girl on the right man. specifically her make up. haha! i'm sure you all know what i am referring to. but just in case you're a kuku guy or something...

  1. her foundation totally does not match her skin colour
  2. her make up is DEFINITELY too thick
  3. her foundation/power put until so much that it becomes so white *puke*
  4. her foundation is TOTALLY uneven.
  5. is she scared of getting powder in her eyes? MY GOD. totally NO foundation around the eye area. i guess her eyes are like SUPER sensitive.
  6. her eye shadow is totally uneven too.
  7. totally don't know how to put eye shadow lo this woman!
  8. in fact, she's TOTALLY CLUELESS ABOUT MAKE UP!
finally,

I JUST DON'T LIKE HER FACE!

danced on the moon at 4:17 pm.

good day mate!
Saturday, November 22, 2008

hello hello! school has been so hectic these few weeks, i just don't have the time and mood to blog. especially these few weeks. SUPER crunch time. i feel like my work is never ending. BAH. so anyways, this week is week 6 and i will totally be looking forward to the end week 8 in which most of my projects are due and add another one week to it? i have my holidays! hurhurhur. =D


so anyways! HOTMAIL IS A BITCH! seriously! there's always something wrong with it. i can't even open my mail and read them now. ccb. so so so! all along i wanted to get a gmail account cox it's so cool with all the chat and stuff and mostly because hotmail likes screwing me over.

and the only reason i didn't get a gmail becasue i already have a google account which makes signing up much more complicated and i hate complicated and using my brain so i didn't.

BUT! just yesterday, i found out they had THEMES too! like YAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! so pretty so pretty!!! PRETTY THINGS MAKE ME HAPPY!!!! and so! i overcame all odds and got my self a gmail account! woo! and i have the CUTEST theme too! did you know that the theme changes according to the weather and time of day?! my god! it's so cute i could faint! =D ahhhh!!! i am SOOOOOO happy! =DDDDDD

*dies and floats to heaven*

so anyway, my gmail account is:

gooeybum.ong@gmail.com

ya that's me. and stuff it! cox they didn't accept anything else i put in. i guess my name is really that popular. hurhur!


and yes, even though i have no real topic to blog about, i shall give you all random pictures which are my favourite.


looks super wrong this picture.

check out the tight cardigan. woo! so hansum. note to self, i NEED to sanitise my star.

but anyway i went shopping with him after that and check out this SUPER CHIO christmas tree! my god it's so pretty i could faint! again! =DDDD

ooooo, they got that right! my favourite time of the year is coming again! and this year, i have more things to rejoice about. =) ahhhh.. i'm so dizzy with happiness! i can't wait! =DDDDDD

so cute salt and pepper set! =D

on my way home i saw this woman. a word of advice. your skin can already trip ants if they ever walk across. PLEASE. refrain from the heavy-almosy-hooker make up. let your skin breathe yo!

stupid boy is SO facinated with the macbook air he requested a photo as evidence of his glory. -_-

HAHA! =D

G-R-O-S-S!!!! like hello?! please DO NOT wear TRANSLUCENT tights as bottoms when you're not skinny! cellulite attack!

AND! at least have decency to wear a white g-string or something! at least wear WHITE! not black undies that we can all see while you're walking!!! the worst part? her hoodie will ride up when ever she walks so MORE of her hideous hind will be revealled to scared, innocent citizens like me! AHHHH!!!! *eyes bleed*

and to top it all off? her hoodie reads FEEL THE LOVE! *faints with white foam coming out of mouth*

to take things off the gross side, isn't these 2 bears cute?! =DDDD seeing them makes me feel all better already. =)






working with you makes working indivually look so much more attractive.

danced on the moon at 1:19 pm.

the younger years.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Hello all! I had a sudden revelation last night! I realised that john mccain is secretly a super hottie in his younger years!

*insert shocked face*

check it out yo!

HANDSOME!!!!!!!! =DDDDDDD

kind of dorky but still... hehe!

wha seh. see the so handsome guy on the left. woo! poor brother didn't get any though.

charismatic!

but then... as the years slowly pass by...


deng deng deng! hahah! he looks ci xiang la but with a tad too much botox. but no say no have. his children are all very beautiful. beautiful is indeed in their genes.

here's what his daughter said about her size (which is very reasonable i think):
"I've been surprised by critical comments regarding my weight and body shape. It recently reached a ridiculous level when someone handed me a business card for a plastic surgeon and suggested I needed liposuction. I am proud of my curves and have always loved my fuller figure, as should every woman who is not a size "0". I want to be a positive role model for my little sister and all of the other young women who read my blog and help perpetuate a more positive image for women, regardless of their body size. I feel empowered to tell everyone that it's important to maintain a healthy weight that works for them - not everyone is going to be model thin, nor should they expect to be. To every young girl reading this blog, it is inner beauty and happiness that makes a person beautiful, not a number on a scale."
hear hear!

In case you all think that i have forgotten about obama, my fav president elect, i did-n't! *inserts black accent with head moving left to right and index finger up*

here's a sneak peek of his youth.


so cute! and NO! the guy is his NOT father. -_-

then suddenly he became a xiao pang. HAHAHAHHA! this is then his fatherrrrrrrr.

hippie yo!

wha so suave.

i think this is a very nice photo of him and his family.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! this one i like! hahahah!

i think obama is like Pierce Brosnan and George Clooney. the older they get, the more charasmatic they are. cooooolllllllll. =)


so anyways, moving on to more younger years...

for anyone who thought she was pretty...




























flashback to 2 years ago...


























HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! stunning ain't she?

chio!!!!

ooooo... what's that? is that upper lip hair i see?

proper make up does wonders no? because despite putting on make up and colour contacts and having WONDERFUL bangs, my eyes? they still hurt.


*rushed to the hospital in an ambulance for bleeding eyes*

danced on the moon at 11:46 pm.